Rating Chocolate Bars

Since I seem to be running out of ideas (and I’m hungry), I’m going to rank chocolate bars! Personally, I’d consider myself to be of an elite consumer of chocolate, therefore you should completely trust my professional opinion.

Yorkie Chocolate Bars-

A regular milk chocolate bar, you can’t beat it. They’re smooth and give you an instant chocolate fix. The raisin and biscuit bar is sub-par in comparison- it’s too chunky for me!  Yorkie bars are my all time favourites; therefore I’d give it 10/10.

Aero mint bars-

These chocolate bars are okay, probably best described as something you’d eat if you like mint related food too much but still want a chocolate fix. Also, they’re full of bubble, so they must contain fewer calories!  Or, maybe you’re my mum, because she seems to love them (sorry mum!). Overall, I’d rate them 7/10.

Dairy Milk Bars-

A regular chocolate bar- if this is your go to chocolate bar, you’re basic. It’s the plainest, most boring chocolate bar. They’re fine to eat if you just want a chocolate fix; however there’s nothing special about them. I’d rate them a 6/10

Double Deckers-

The supreme chocolate bar. Nougat, crunchy cereal things and chocolate. An elite chocolate bar in my humble opinion.  It’s more interesting than a regular chocolate bar, so I’d rate it a 9/10.

Mars Bars-

A great chocolate option, I’d describe it as an evolved milky way. It’s ridiculously sweet, containing caramel and nougat coated in chocolate.  It’s personally one of my favourites, so I’d rate it 7/10 (in my opinion, they could be bigger!)

Special mention- Easter eggs

Cadbury’s chocolate eggs are not worth the hype. In comparison to Malteser eggs, the chocolate just doesn’t taste as good. One month on from Easter and there are still some in the cupboard, so they really can’t be that good. In my opinion, chocolate needs to be chunky, not thin like Easter eggs. I’d rate Cadbury’s Easter eggs 5/10, and Mars/ Galaxy 7/10.

Thank you for reading my obviously expert opinion on this matter, take care and stay safe!

-          Lauren J